try this again...

Its called the happy meal gangbang. They are just referred to as the gang until digested.
Iam hungry craved attention, not food. They fed him valium laced burgers. Its  an ode to bad parenting.
Bernice was fired for an inappropriate sexual relationship with Ronald McDonald. This was a subtle satire on the Clinton impeachment.
In a later advertisement, the vulture demanded Ronald pay back the feather. Because he was no bird, he couldn't. The vulture instead pecked out a pound of fat. This was a subtle jab at the critics telling them to cut fat from their fries, which was a subject of controversy at the time.
It was subtly revealed towards the end of the Uncle O'Grimacy campaign that Uncle O'Grimacy had a severe dependence on shamrock shakes. Critics claimed that although Uncle O'Grimacy was portraying an alcoholic, and that the Irish stereotypes were being taken too far. Also, it was revealed that the reason Grimace originally had 4 arms but went down to two because of a violent altercation with his uncle after drinking too many shakes. This also was seen as portraying an unsavory stereotype.
Mike the microphone was a conscious detachable penis that Ronald would force children to play with during his "secret don't tell mom and dad parties"

The facts of McDonalds

Its called the happy meal gangbang. They are just referred to as the gang until digested.
Iam hungry craved attention, not food. They fed him valium laced burgers. Its  an ode to bad parenting.
Bernice was fired for an inappropriate sexual relationship with Ronald McDonald. This was a subtle satire on the Clinton impeachment.
In a later advertisement, the vulture demanded Ronald pay back the feather. Because he was no bird, he couldn't. The vulture instead pecked out a pound of fat. This was a subtle jab at the critics telling them to cut fat from their fries, which was a subject of controversy at the time.
It was subtly revealed towards the end of the Uncle O'Grimacy campaign that Uncle O'Grimacy had a severe dependence on shamrock shakes. Critics claimed that although Uncle O'Grimacy was portraying an alcoholic, and that the Irish stereotypes were being taken too far. Also, it was revealed that the reason Grimace originally had 4 arms but went down to two because of a violent altercation with his uncle after drinking too many shakes. This also was seen as portraying an unsavory stereotype.
Mike the microphone was a conscious detachable penis that Ronald would force children to play with during his "secret don't tell mom and dad parties"

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Who is Yaje Popson?!

Randomly searching through youtube today I found this clip of some kid skating a bunch of spots at venice beach/ santa monica beach:


I thought it was pretty cool, so I decided to do a search on this kid.
It came up with this:



Wow. I didn't know little kids could skate like that. I always figured they just jumped on handrails and down stairs. This kid is amazing. I can only imagine what will come from him in the future.

Some old footage of some friends and me skating.

Cardiel!

awesome.

Chris Pfucking Pfanner

www.antiheroskateboards.com

Check it. Pfive Pfridays of Pfanner. Only four are up right now, but this kid is amazing.