Weird drug survey.

I somehow managed to end up taking a survey about how being jewish affected my drug use. As I took it it got really odd. It started to feel like that survey Mitch Hedburg talked about with questions like "In the last six months have you used PCP or sugar?" Basically, in terms of drug use, you could choose in terms of how often you did it were "Always," "often," or "never." After not being sure whether I wanted to feel like a drug addict who is often apparently under the influence of most drugs, or I wanted to feel like a liar who has tried all sorts of drugs that he claims to have never done. I put down that I was always under the influence of every drug. Then the question asked whether my faith affected whether I used drugs or not. My answer? Yes.
Here are some sample responses I also put for this study:
*19.

Have you or anyone you know ever experienced a life threating
situation while being under the influence ? If yes, please briefly describe ?

Yes. Coke dealers were trying to come and kill me after I found
their stash in some stereo speakers and sold most of it off for far
under market value and couldn't reimburse them for it. The rest
of the coke I used, and was in top form, not sleeping and thinking
sharply for three straight days straight until it all "blew" over. I still
have no idea how they knew it was me.

*20. If you had the chance to better educate your community about drugs and alcohol how would you do so ? Please briefly describe?

I would have a drugs block party. I'd get them drugs that are
in as clean of a state as possible and have them experiment
with them in a safe place. After this they would know what
the good stuff felt like, and how tampered drugs were different
. Also, they would know which drugs they thought were ok to do,
and which ones they did not think were ok to do. Also, we
could have a bbq and a clown for the children.